Storyboards
Initial Script
HAPPY HARRY
ON THE PHONE –
ORITE SUNSHINE?
PAUSE
YEAH, YEAH
PAUSE
NAH DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT; ME AND KARSEY ARE GUNNA TO SORT IT OUT.
NARRATOR
THIS IS HAPPY HARRY, WE CALL HIM HAPPY HARRY CAUSE HE’S A MISERABLE BASTARD.
[GIRL WALKS PAST] KARSEY KEN
ELLO TREACLE *WHISTLES*
NARRATOR
AND THIS IS ME, KEN. BETTER KNOWN AS KARSEY CAUSE I’M ALWAYS ON THE BOG, GOT IRRITABLE BOWLS YOU SEE.
[NON DIGETIC TOILET FLUSH SOUND]/[BELLY GRUMBLES] GRABS HIS GUTS AND BLOWS OUT.
THERE YA GO...SHOULDN’T OF HAD THAT FUCKING VINDALU LAST NIGHT!
-KEN PUTS IN HEAD PHONES AND DIGETIC MUSIC KICKS IN AND TURNS INTO NON DIGETIC-
- SPLIT SCREEN -
KARSEY KEN
ORITE
HAPPY HARRY
YEAH, YOU READY?
KARSEY KEN
SUNSHINE. I WAS BORN READY.
- BOTH WALK TOWARDS THE BLOKE TIED UP –
HAPPY HARRY
*SNIFFS* AY, HAVE YOU JAM TARTED?
KARSEY KEN
SORRY MATE, HAD CURRY LAST NIGHT, YOU NOW WHAT MY GUTS ARE LIKE.
HAPPY HARRY
JESUS CHRIST, THINK YOU CAN STOP IRRITATING YOUR BOWLS WHILE WE DO THIS?
KARSEY KEN
*NODS*
HAPPY HARRY
- TAKES THE BAG OFF OF THE GUYS HEAD –
MAN 3
*MAKES NOISE THROUGH THE GAG*
KARSEY KEN
- TAKES THE GAG OFF –
MAN 3
PLEASE, PLEASE, FELLAS, YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS.
HAPPY HARRY
SHUT IT
MAN 3
I PROMISE BOYS, I’LL SORT IT
HAPPY HARRY
AH, NOW YOU SEE, YOU HAVEN’T SORTED IT. THATS WHY YOUR HERE SWEETHEART.
KARSEY KEN
- PUNCHES MAN 3 IN THE FACE –
CLOSE UP ON THE EYES – THEN REWIND TO THE BEGINING
Final Script
HAPPY HARRY
ON THE PHONE –
ORITE SUNSHINE?
PAUSE
YEAH, YEAH
PAUSE
NAH DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT; ME AND KARSEY ARE GUNNA TO SORT IT OUT.
NARRATOR
THIS IS HAPPY HARRY, WE CALL HIM HAPPY HARRY CAUSE HE’S A MISERABLE BASTARD.
NARRATOR
AND THIS IS ME, KEN. BETTER KNOWN AS KARSEY CAUSE I’M ALWAYS ON THE BOG, GOT IRRITABLE BOWLS YOU SEE.
HIS GUTS AND BLOWS OUT.
THERE YA GO...SHOULDN’T OF HAD THAT FUCKING VINDALU LAST NIGHT!
- SPLIT SCREEN -
BOTH ENTER PUB AND CONTINUE TO WALK DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT TOGETHER.
BOTH ENTER PUB AND CONTINUE TO WALK DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT TOGETHER.
KARSEY KEN
ORITE
HAPPY HARRY
YEAH, YOU READY?
KARSEY KEN
SUNSHINE.I WAS BORN READY.
- BOTH WALK FORWARDS –
HAPPY HARRY
*SNIFFS* AY, HAVE YOU JAM TARTED?
KARSEY KEN
SORRY MATE, HAD CURRY LAST NIGHT, YOU NOW WHAT MY GUTS ARE LIKE.
HAPPY HARRY
JESUS CHRIST, THINK YOU CAN STOP IRRITATING YOUR BOWLS WHILE WE DO THIS?
KARSEY KEN
*NODS*
MAN 3
*MAKES NOISE THROUGH THE BAG*
HAPPY HARRY
SHUT IT AND LISTEN TO ME, ME AND MY COLLEGUE HERE ARE GUNNA DO SOME FUCKING DAMAGE. HERE KEN HOLD THIS....
KARSEY KEN
*RAISES SPADE TO SMACK MAN 3 OVER THE HEAD*
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